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Things guys should know about girls

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 8, 2008, 2:39 AM
  • Mood: Love
I copied this from a website :P IT IS TRUE!


Things guys should know about girls

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
12. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
13. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
14. We are DrAmA queens.
15. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
16. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
17. We are beautiful at all times.
18. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
19. Tell us that you love us
20. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.

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My watchers (Luve ya all)

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17..
  • Current Residence: Porsgrunn, Telemark, Norway
  • Interests: The Truth, Drawing, Horses, Riding, Photography, Gaming, Japan,
  • Favourite band or musician: Poets Of The Fall and Metallica
  • Favourite genre of music: mostly anything, but not everything
  • Favourite artist: So many talented
  • Favourite poet or writer: Nicci French
  • Favourite photographer: Thomas Darktrack!! His gallery is awesome! <3
  • Shell of choice: what the fruit?!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Nick Francis, my lovely horse
  • Favourite game: Metal Gear series, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill series
  • Favourite gaming platform: I like them all :P
  • Favourite cartoon character: Roronoa Zoro, Solid Snake
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, my imagination, PS CS 2, Nikon D40

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*NorwegianJon:iconNorwegianJon: Jul 11, 2008, 3:37:26 PM
Hej, tack for :+fav:!!!!

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Ka de går i ? Ka de gjør på? Har du tittebær i krattet?
*lpspalmer:iconlpspalmer: Jul 10, 2008, 3:02:58 PM
Sorry for being this late but...thanks a lot for the fav :heart:
=peytonangel:iconpeytonangel: Jul 9, 2008, 5:59:20 AM
Thanks for watch and :+fav: sweetie:)

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~Iloonie-Cartoony:iconIloonie-Cartoony: Jul 3, 2008, 4:06:14 PM
bare hyggelig =)

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*Windsfantasy:iconWindsfantasy: Jul 3, 2008, 3:17:09 PM
Tusen takk for :+fav: på "Street musician..."!!!

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Pictures freezes the time so the next generation can see what it was like before them, so go out, capture the moment and create history!

Support the future, support young and upcoming artists!!!

My gallery: [link]
~Iloonie-Cartoony:iconIloonie-Cartoony: Jun 30, 2008, 12:45:04 PM
ur welcome :D :hug:

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Im gonna show you what I'm made of
*trishvandenberg:icontrishvandenberg: Jun 30, 2008, 6:47:45 AM
hi...thanks again !!!;)

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“Love is just Love", it can never be explained.
*trishvandenberg:icontrishvandenberg: Jun 3, 2008, 11:10:18 AM
thank you !!
:hug:

~trish~

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“Love is just Love", it can never be explained.
*FatalBite:iconFatalBite: May 19, 2008, 12:19:51 AM
Thank you for the favourite :aww:

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~vexorii:iconvexorii: May 14, 2008, 11:55:15 PM
PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING. ITS SO DANG TRUE*

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem

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I want to sleep 4 ever
*trishvandenberg:icontrishvandenberg: May 11, 2008, 3:19:57 PM
thanks so very much !! :hug:

~trish~

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“Love is just Love", it can never be explained.
=Wulfi:iconWulfi: May 9, 2008, 1:30:36 PM
Hi! :) Thank you for :+fav:ing one of my horse photos! :hug:

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Signe/Wulfie

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*PoisonRemedy:iconPoisonRemedy: May 4, 2008, 6:37:57 AM
Thanks very much for the Fave!

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~bianca992:iconbianca992: May 1, 2008, 2:18:48 PM
thanks for the fav :)
*trishvandenberg:icontrishvandenberg: May 1, 2008, 8:52:27 AM
Thank you so much :) :)

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“Love is just Love", it can never be explained.
~Iloonie-Cartoony:iconIloonie-Cartoony: Apr 28, 2008, 9:57:09 PM
ur welcome XD =P

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~TheSketcher:iconTheSketcher: Apr 27, 2008, 4:35:58 AM
Thanks for faving Manphrodite! :rofl:

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~vexorii:iconvexorii: Apr 14, 2008, 3:18:59 AM
Thank you so much for the fave! :3

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If this is a dream
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~CrazyThoroughbred:iconCrazyThoroughbred: Apr 13, 2008, 10:49:54 PM
hey thanks for adding chester to your collection...I do have some more horses in my gallery!
~Iloonie-Cartoony:iconIloonie-Cartoony: Apr 13, 2008, 1:30:06 AM
ur welcome ;)

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~real-like-forever:iconreal-like-forever: Apr 12, 2008, 6:20:33 PM
thanks for the favs! =]]
~Promiseoftheraven:iconPromiseoftheraven: Apr 11, 2008, 12:27:20 AM
thank you very very much for the [link] fav!!!! :hug:

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=se1988:iconse1988: Apr 10, 2008, 7:43:31 AM
:+favlove:
:iconlarryplz:

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~Iloonie-Cartoony:iconIloonie-Cartoony: Apr 10, 2008, 1:19:13 AM
;) bare hyggelig

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*JahnWiggo:iconJahnWiggo: Apr 9, 2008, 2:54:57 PM Mood: Joy
Tusen takk for de 2 :+fav:ene! :D

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