Things guys should know about girls
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
12. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
13. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
14. We are DrAmA queens.
15. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
16. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
17. We are beautiful at all times.
18. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
19. Tell us that you love us
20. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
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My watchers (Luve ya all)
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Devious Comments
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
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Here she is,Willimette Colorado,population 53,594.
Distinguishing characterisitics: JACK SHIT!
Hell,about the only thing to do in this town is...kill time at the shopping mall.
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let's make a wish
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"I know nothing of ideals. As long as I get to finish things, I couldn't care less what happens to this world, or who dies!"
Kaze(Final Fantasy Unlimited)
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LEG IT!!!
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LEG IT!!!
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LEG IT!!!
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LEG IT!!!
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Here she is,Willimette Colorado,population 53,594.
Distinguishing characterisitics: JACK SHIT!
Hell,about the only thing to do in this town is...kill time at the shopping mall.
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